funniest thing i've ever fucking seen in my life!!!
Some Jabronie | Tue, 05/27/2008 - 16:23
Throwing the scissors at him was definitely wrong. He needs to shut up and get to an infirmary or hospital. Tetanus is a possibility, not to mention getting the hole in his arm sewed up.
that was os damn fake. I can't believe you would do something so hot andn sexy. You can throw those scissors on my down stairs if you want to...call me at 374-5672
Some Jabronie | Thu, 04/10/2008 - 13:04
douche deserved it definitely
Some Jabronie | Tue, 02/12/2008 - 18:00
Oh my God ... that dude is crazy he could have killed him.. a friend of mine got into the same trouble with a syringe mold remediation
Some Jabronie | Fri, 02/01/2008 - 06:13
Its real. I had an idiot I worked with playing with scissors behind me while I was on the phone with a client stab me in the had
I didn't know he had scissors but kept moving behind me. So I swatted at him to move hence the stab happened. I brought my had forward and everyone's face was like OMG. I looked at my had and the blood was pumping so fast it was almost purple.
Stitches and nerve damage later. I looked at this vid like OH Sh*T. Because the scissor wasn't removed the blood didn't pour.
Everything is funny until somebody gets hurt.
Some Jabronie | Sat, 01/26/2008 - 18:28
well, this could be real, except the fat kid seemed to be holding the scizzors when the guy sprayed water at him...
so im not sure whether its real or fake O.o (other than that thing, it'd probably be real)
Some Jabronie | Fri, 01/25/2008 - 01:12
on shizzville.com,
"from compfusion.com"
with a collegehumor logo.
Some Jabronie | Wed, 01/23/2008 - 16:15
Who ever thinks this is fake just doesnt understand when normal reactions would kick in. I served a year 1/2 in iraq and watched a fellow soldier get his arm blow off. He stood right back up and thought nothing had even happened. We had to tell him his arm was missing and he just gazed as us, then gazed at his arm, and simply "Oh my god, I am missing my whole arm." Got him to meds and he was just fine, but that goes to show you people's reactions to horrific injuries... not that this one is horrific, but pain is the principle argument here anyways.
Some Jabronie | Wed, 01/23/2008 - 16:11
And no, it wouldnt hurt because if you ever have an injury like this, you go into shock and just stare. Then the words come, and they are simple, like "i need to go to the hospital. i have a scissors in my arm. pain doesnt come until later because the nerves are damaged, as well as your body is swarming with adrenaline. Anyone that cries "fake" either just wants to talk, doesnt understand college idiocies, or doesnt know what a real injury feels like. Try breaking your hand on a wall and see if you can feel it before you get to the hospital.
Some Jabronie | Wed, 01/23/2008 - 16:05
Why is it that everytime something ridiculous happens everyone thinks "PHOTOSHOPPED!!" what are you guys, sleuths? First of all you can tell by context clues that it is real as his one friend says "youre gonna kick his ass" and he immidiately said with kind of an amazed voice "dude, i have to go to the hospital" (which is the number 1 thing said when something like that really happens)... Then he finaly started realizing that there were scissors in his arm. That fat fuck should learn not to throw sharp objects.
Some Jabronie | Mon, 01/21/2008 - 13:03
the scissor is simply plastered to the skin! come on!
Some Jabronie | Wed, 01/16/2008 - 03:58
Looks like the scissors slided in between the skin and the actual muscle. Or that bump is skin-colored tape...
Some Jabronie | Sat, 01/05/2008 - 10:10
What a pussy, just pull those out things out and you'll be fine, i stabbed myself will a steak knife once, pulled out, was fine, barely any blood at all.
Pussy
Some Jabronie | Sat, 01/05/2008 - 00:43
Best thing I've seen in months. Fucker had it coming.
Some Jabronie | Fri, 01/04/2008 - 02:44
who the fuck throws scissors at people
Some Jabronie | Fri, 01/04/2008 - 01:35
FAT WIN!
Some Jabronie | Fri, 01/04/2008 - 00:44
haha.. fat kid - 1, douche bag - 0
Some Jabronie | Wed, 01/02/2008 - 17:39
Stupid fat kid. (I'm fat too).
Some Jabronie | Mon, 12/31/2007 - 00:11
Good stupid punkass bitch had it coming... Hate those so called tough guys and when they get theirs they bitch about it for years and years...
Some Jabronie | Sun, 12/30/2007 - 20:36
hah. douche deserved it.
Some Jabronie | Mon, 12/10/2007 - 16:37
Puncture wounds rarely ever bleed much when the object is still in the wound. The skin seals around the object. This is partly why puncture wounds are more likely to get infected, because they don't bleed as much to flush out debris.
Also, did you notice the silence when it happened. No bystander said anything. This is the most likely reaction to something as unexpected as magical dart-scissors. If this were fake, they'd be half-laughing, saying "oh shit, oh shit."
Some Jabronie | Sun, 12/09/2007 - 01:44
Jabronie, obviously you've never had any very serious/shocking injuries, because when this happens sometimes you can't feel the pain and you're just confused or scared. I do think this if fake though...
Some Jabronie | Sat, 12/08/2007 - 09:28
Definitely fake. "Oh... my god. I cannot believe..." Don't you think getting scissors stuck in your arm might hurt a little bit at first? He would have screamed or something.
Some Jabronie | Tue, 12/04/2007 - 19:30
Hahahahah dam, nice shot.
Some Jabronie | Tue, 12/04/2007 - 01:18
I've had something like this happen to me before (specifically, had a pencil impale my lip when I was a kid). There's no blood due to how cleanly the wound was made; the scissors are actually plugging it in.
And it's smart for him to go to the hospital; if he takes it out, it's going to bleed like nothing else.
Some Jabronie | Mon, 12/03/2007 - 02:39
Thats been around for years
Some Jabronie | Fri, 11/30/2007 - 05:00
fucking awesome comeuppance. i bet that was a long time coming.
Some Jabronie | Sun, 10/14/2007 - 01:16
Don't injuries like that tend to bleed?
Some Jabronie | Sun, 10/14/2007 - 00:56
he has to go to the hospital for that shit????
you know what they'll do there?? they'll take them out, sterilize the area, bandage it, and tell him to keep it clean. you can do that at home, without dropping a couple hundred.
don't be such a god damn baby, jesus.
JAS | Sat, 09/29/2007 - 23:44
THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FAKE
Some Jabronie | Fri, 09/28/2007 - 09:10
Rubbish
Some Jabronie | Wed, 09/26/2007 - 06:05
I know these kids, happened at Kiski Prep near Pittsburgh, PA. definitely not fake, definitely fuckin hilarious. haha. douche bags.
Some Jabronie | Wed, 09/26/2007 - 03:01
Hey dont fuck with someone working on a PC, and no scissors in arm :D
Some Jabronie | Wed, 07/25/2007 - 05:09
fake
Some Jabronie | Mon, 07/23/2007 - 04:07
LMFAO FUCKING OWNED
Some Jabronie | Sat, 07/21/2007 - 23:14
lol i love how he simply reasons with the situation, and the stupid fat kid just stands there in absolute shock
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funniest thing i've ever fucking seen in my life!!!
Throwing the scissors at him was definitely wrong. He needs to shut up and get to an infirmary or hospital. Tetanus is a possibility, not to mention getting the hole in his arm sewed up.
Oh man. how sick is the world. Schüchternheit
that was os damn fake. I can't believe you would do something so hot andn sexy. You can throw those scissors on my down stairs if you want to...call me at 374-5672
douche deserved it definitely
Oh my God ... that dude is crazy he could have killed him.. a friend of mine got into the same trouble with a syringe mold remediation
Its real. I had an idiot I worked with playing with scissors behind me while I was on the phone with a client stab me in the had
I didn't know he had scissors but kept moving behind me. So I swatted at him to move hence the stab happened. I brought my had forward and everyone's face was like OMG. I looked at my had and the blood was pumping so fast it was almost purple.
Stitches and nerve damage later. I looked at this vid like OH Sh*T. Because the scissor wasn't removed the blood didn't pour.
Everything is funny until somebody gets hurt.
well, this could be real, except the fat kid seemed to be holding the scizzors when the guy sprayed water at him...
so im not sure whether its real or fake O.o (other than that thing, it'd probably be real)
on shizzville.com,
"from compfusion.com"
with a collegehumor logo.
Who ever thinks this is fake just doesnt understand when normal reactions would kick in. I served a year 1/2 in iraq and watched a fellow soldier get his arm blow off. He stood right back up and thought nothing had even happened. We had to tell him his arm was missing and he just gazed as us, then gazed at his arm, and simply "Oh my god, I am missing my whole arm." Got him to meds and he was just fine, but that goes to show you people's reactions to horrific injuries... not that this one is horrific, but pain is the principle argument here anyways.
And no, it wouldnt hurt because if you ever have an injury like this, you go into shock and just stare. Then the words come, and they are simple, like "i need to go to the hospital. i have a scissors in my arm. pain doesnt come until later because the nerves are damaged, as well as your body is swarming with adrenaline. Anyone that cries "fake" either just wants to talk, doesnt understand college idiocies, or doesnt know what a real injury feels like. Try breaking your hand on a wall and see if you can feel it before you get to the hospital.
Why is it that everytime something ridiculous happens everyone thinks "PHOTOSHOPPED!!" what are you guys, sleuths? First of all you can tell by context clues that it is real as his one friend says "youre gonna kick his ass" and he immidiately said with kind of an amazed voice "dude, i have to go to the hospital" (which is the number 1 thing said when something like that really happens)... Then he finaly started realizing that there were scissors in his arm. That fat fuck should learn not to throw sharp objects.
the scissor is simply plastered to the skin! come on!
Looks like the scissors slided in between the skin and the actual muscle. Or that bump is skin-colored tape...
What a pussy, just pull those out things out and you'll be fine, i stabbed myself will a steak knife once, pulled out, was fine, barely any blood at all.
Pussy
Best thing I've seen in months. Fucker had it coming.
who the fuck throws scissors at people
FAT WIN!
haha.. fat kid - 1, douche bag - 0
Stupid fat kid. (I'm fat too).
Good stupid punkass bitch had it coming... Hate those so called tough guys and when they get theirs they bitch about it for years and years...
hah. douche deserved it.
Puncture wounds rarely ever bleed much when the object is still in the wound. The skin seals around the object. This is partly why puncture wounds are more likely to get infected, because they don't bleed as much to flush out debris.
Also, did you notice the silence when it happened. No bystander said anything. This is the most likely reaction to something as unexpected as magical dart-scissors. If this were fake, they'd be half-laughing, saying "oh shit, oh shit."
Jabronie, obviously you've never had any very serious/shocking injuries, because when this happens sometimes you can't feel the pain and you're just confused or scared. I do think this if fake though...
Definitely fake. "Oh... my god. I cannot believe..." Don't you think getting scissors stuck in your arm might hurt a little bit at first? He would have screamed or something.
Hahahahah dam, nice shot.
I've had something like this happen to me before (specifically, had a pencil impale my lip when I was a kid). There's no blood due to how cleanly the wound was made; the scissors are actually plugging it in.
And it's smart for him to go to the hospital; if he takes it out, it's going to bleed like nothing else.
Thats been around for years
fucking awesome comeuppance. i bet that was a long time coming.
Don't injuries like that tend to bleed?
he has to go to the hospital for that shit????
you know what they'll do there?? they'll take them out, sterilize the area, bandage it, and tell him to keep it clean. you can do that at home, without dropping a couple hundred.
don't be such a god damn baby, jesus.
THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FAKE
Rubbish
I know these kids, happened at Kiski Prep near Pittsburgh, PA. definitely not fake, definitely fuckin hilarious. haha. douche bags.
Hey dont fuck with someone working on a PC, and no scissors in arm :D
fake
LMFAO FUCKING OWNED
lol i love how he simply reasons with the situation, and the stupid fat kid just stands there in absolute shock