Stretch Face

This guy can't even get in the water properly.

Should have taken the stairs.

Why fat people shouldn't ride dirt bikes.

Riiiight. Odds she's not mad, 1 in 14,000. So true.

Yea I'd definitely pay for some of these.

This magical moment changes drastically when the baby receives his slap on the butt.

Don't ask, we have no idea either. Funny though.

All the things your mom told you as a kid wrapped up in a Willam Tell overture.

The original Me So Horny clip. NSFW.