ferrets

Yea I'd definitely pay for some of these.

Spontaneous beer keg combustion.

First his main chute fails, then his emergency chute-cut fails, then his second chute gets caught. ...

Durex condoms might delay things a bit... in a good way.

Maniac in the car decides to detonate himself and takes out a detective in the process.

Terry Tate is helping office productivity once again.

This guy decides to take justice into his own hands, and gets revenge on his family member's killer.

Reinforces the reason why the only skateboarding I'll be doing is through video games.

"When will then be now?" ... "Soon!"