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Funny love story of a rhino and an SUV.

Have you had your bowl of porn flakes this morning? Now with marshmallow whores.

Kelly Bundy from Married with Children teaches her foreign exchange student how to attract boys, ...

Creative use of your johnson to signal an alarm during a holdup. Requires one hard-on and one hot ...

This couple had to make an emergency stop because it couldn't wait.

Old people in a waiting room play a nasty trick on a few unsuspecting victims.

Furniture doesn't die, except when this hottie is strutting her stuff.

These guys offer free breast examinations for women who are unsure how to do it themselves.

No-one ever said Paul Bunyan should be a lifeguard.